Commense pillow screaming, stress ball squishing, hair pulling.
This was a bad day.
Letting sleeping dogs lie is very difficult when they're lying on your lost marbles.
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- Allison Carter
- Deep down, I'm doing interpretive dance to a rock song I know all the lyrics to, I'm a hopeless romantic with more love than coffee cups and a self proclaimed Twister champion. I'm a perfectionist, a writer and a wanna-be astronaut. I keep score. Losing faith was the best thing that ever happened to me - I like the number seven. I dislike gluten, gluten dislikes me. That's just how it goes in this town. By town I mean intestine. I'm having breakthrough surgery to attach my piano seat to my ass and I think there's happiness hidden in my sock drawer. Furthermore. Aforementioned. So on and so forth. Please pass the sweet potato fries.
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