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- Allison Carter
- Deep down, I'm doing interpretive dance to a rock song I know all the lyrics to, I'm a hopeless romantic with more love than coffee cups and a self proclaimed Twister champion. I'm a perfectionist, a writer and a wanna-be astronaut. I keep score. Losing faith was the best thing that ever happened to me - I like the number seven. I dislike gluten, gluten dislikes me. That's just how it goes in this town. By town I mean intestine. I'm having breakthrough surgery to attach my piano seat to my ass and I think there's happiness hidden in my sock drawer. Furthermore. Aforementioned. So on and so forth. Please pass the sweet potato fries.
Bahahah!! Oh my god that was so funny!
ReplyDeleteI plan to marry that man.
ReplyDeleteWell I know of a certain someone who's name starts with a jackson and ends in silence that would be a little put out by that idea.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
ReplyDeleteOh Rachel. You joke-stealer you.
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