You and me burning matches, lifting latches.

Hello world. You are located right below my G and H keys. A lot closer than once thought. A fibreoptic away. A collection of people at my fingertips. I can feel the corruption already.

I'd like to start this blog with a few pearls of wisdom.

1. Celiac disease is a force to be reckoned with. Don't fight fire with gluten.

2. Old things are cooler. Think record players, letter seals and rich men.

3. Plan B is never as good as plan A, but often works better.

4. Serendipity is a lifestyle.

5. You do not need a PhD to invent words.

6. Cats are people.

7. Good things come in sevens. Bad things come in spades.